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S9E1 · Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
S9E2 · Die Hippie, Die
S9E3 · Wing
S9E4 · Best Friends Forever
S9E5 · The Losing Edge
S9E6 · The Death of Eric Cartman
S9E7 · Erection Day
S9E8 · Two Days Before the Day After…
S9E9 · Marjorine
S9E10 · Follow That Egg
S9E11 · Ginger Kids
S9E12 · Trapped in the Closet
S9E13 · Free Willzyx
S9E14 · Bloody MaryNo top list yet this month — your picks and finished rankings start it.
The chart comes from tabletop games, where it describes how a character behaves. Here every box can take as many picks as you like.
Swap the labels for your own pair of scales, such as hype and skill, to sort episodes a new way.
Season 9 of South Park Episodes: 14 episodes to rank, from TVmaze.
Every pick and every finished ranking here counts toward the top South Park Season 9 Episodes for November 2026.